My neighbor is in Playboy

Have you ever seen the new show Kendra? This is the Kendra, Kendra Wilkenson, that was one of Hef's bouncing, blonde, big boobied, beauties. The one with the crazy laugh. Yeah, that one. Well, watch her new show. Then watch for her friend Brittany Binger. This girl is from Bellevue. I can see her parents' house from my front yard. Her brother farms next door to where I live. I used to ride the bus with her. She used to date my best friends little brother-we aren't allowed to talk about her in front of him. She graduated with my little brother and used to come in every wednesday to my friends restaurant and get a side of rigatoni with tomato sauce. My friend would drool every time she walked in that door. She is beautiful, but it is still crazy to me that she is now semi-famous. And was naked in the biggest nudey-magazine ever. It is so weird to turn on the tv and see her help clean up eggs off Kendra's new kitchen floor. If anything, she is Kendra's common sense. She is a smart girl. Im glad she is doing as well as she is doing. She always wanted to be a model and I remember how excited she was when she was chosen to be in a Joann Fabric flyer. So long ago. My, how things have changed.