Friday, August 14, 2009

Embarrassing moments...part one

Anyone that knows me knows that I am really good at putting myself in embarrassing situations. You could say I bring it on myself most the my love for being naked, but not being smart enough to have clothing near me incase someone randomly stops by, which they do. all the time. almost everyday. So, you pull in the driveway and see Haley run a 100 yard dash, butt naked, through a house with no window coverings, to the nearest room with clothing. Usually the bathroom. "Why am I in my robe at 5pm at night...because it's better than a bath towel, that's why."

So, embarrassing story one:

My need to be naked started young. I have slept naked since I was about 11. I don't like waking up with my t-shirt wrapped around my torso, squeezing the life out of me. However, this story takes place when I was 19. My little brother had a friend, weezie, over to spend the night. I get up at least once a night to pee...being that my bladder is that of a 90 year old woman. So, its one should be up right? I put on a pair of shorts, but nothing else and walk to the bathroom in the dark. Its just down the hall. I grab the handle of the bathroom just as its opening up. There stands weezie, with the light on in the bathroom and me naked except for shorts. It takes me a minute to realize that he is actually standing there...then I try to cover my bodacious ta-ta's with one arm. He just stood there stammering...trying to apologize. I finally apologize and tell him to go to bed. The next morning was more than awkward. He was 12 years old. And saw some amazing boobs, on his best friends sister. He couldn't look me in the eye for a good month.

The family still likes to make fun of us for this. Weezie is still my lil' bro's best friend. I call him my brother for another mother...I mean he sat at the family table at my wedding. I joke with him that at least he saw me at the peak of my physical fitness rage...I was a size 7 with 36D boobs. Joe tells me that he can't find a girl built like that, which is why he remains single...not because he is cheap and doesn't want to spend money on a girlfriend. Oh well, at least it is behind us for the most part...although, we both turn 6 shades of red whenever someone mentions it.
At least we can still take pics together...


  1. Tanner is obsessed with big boobies. Man, did he marry the wrong girl! Anyway, I blame you and the rest of your well endowed family.

  2. LOL!! this is too funny. but omg how embarassing! at least now you can laugh about it.