Thursday, July 23, 2009

Tired of being tired!!!

I have woken up tired every single day since I have been back to work. Not just tired, zombie tired. No matter what I do, I just can't seem to wake my ass up. I have no motivation. I just want to sleep. But when I get home, I have so many things to do, I end up staying up til 11pm. Thus, the vicious cycle starts again. Ug.
I need to go to bed early tonight. Im sure it won't happen. It's hard to go to sleep when you hubby is down stairs playing tag with the dog. naked. weird. I know. It's what he does while he's waiting for the shower to warm up. He used to do it with Nubby, my cat, but now she is old and has a FUPA, (fat under pussy area) and can't move up and down the stairs as quickly as she once could. After a few runs, she just lays down. It was funnier at our house on Huffman street in was an old 1920's house and they would start in the upstairs bathroom, run down the stairs (which was a switchback style) through the living room, dining room, and kitchen, then back through to the bathroom upstairs. He would chase her down and she would chase him up. Nothing funnier than his manhood flopping wildly as he runs down the stairs. except when she would catch up to him and give him a swipe of the paw across the ankle. We didn't have blinds in that house. I always wondered what the neighbors thought was going on. I would just sit and watch from the sidelines of the couch. oh memories.
I don't feel the urge to chase animals naked through my house. I would much rather wrap up in a blanket and cuddle with them instead. I don't like to cuddle with kevin. His hairy chest, legs, ass, everything itch me. He takes offense to that.
Him: "Well, you cuddle with the animals and they are hairy! What's the difference."

Me: I have a blanket between me and the animal kevin. I can't do that with you.

Him: I just want to touch and hold you.

Me: I get too know that. I cuddle with you in the winter...

Him: yeah, cause your freezing and you want to steal my body heat

Me: Isn't that what you are there for?

Him: That's shitty and selfish.

Me: You knew I was shitty and selfish when I married you...go cuddle with the dog.

He still tries to sneak cuddling when I fall asleep. It never works. If I'm sleeping and you touch me, your going to get hit. It's an automatic self defense mechanism. He will never learn.
God. I. Am. TIRED.


  1. It sucks being tired.

    The thought of any man chasing animals around the house in all his glory is hilarious!

  2. omg...this is cracking me up! FUPA. SO funny. the naked chasing reminds me of a story from last night i think i need to blog about really quickly.

    that sucks that you're so tired. i'd say go to bed early...but i try that and i can never fall asleep. it just doesn't work.

  3. Hahahah we always used to word FUPA at camp when I was growing up. I recently taught it to a few of my coworkers.

  4. i hate being tired.
    I say FUPA all the time, except I use it like Fat UPPER Pussy Area, like that big old pouch that some girls get. My favorite FUPA synonym is GUNT
    It's kinda like CANKLE, because you cant tell where get Gut ends and her Cunt begins